When God closes a door...

@bookerdana It’s good to be the god.

@candycane Yes. When God closes a door, he opens a window, and lets in bees. Meaning he just makes things worse, because God is a dick.

@DunningKruger ok got it lol

@candycane The cartoon is undermining the meaning of the original saying, which is supposed to be hopeful — when God closes a door to one opportunity, he opens a window to another opportunity. The cartoon turns that expectation on it's head, which is funny.

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