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Guy has a 25-inch penis

and it's a huge problem for him. He goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. This thing is just too big. I can't stand it."

The doctor says, "I can't help you, but there's a witch down by the swamp who might be able to ."

Desperate, the guy goes to the witch as asks if she can help him.

The witch says, "Go out into the swamp. Find a lady frog. Ask her to marry you. She'll say no, but when she does, you'll lose 5 inches."

So, the guy goes into the swamp and finds a lady frog. "Will you marry me?"

"No," she says, and just like that, he's only got a 20-inch penis.

He's very happy, but he thinks that 20 inches is still too much. So, he asks her again, "Will you marry me?"

"No," she says, and just like that, he's only got a 15-inch penis.

He's really happy now, but 15 inches is still a lot, but 10 inches, that would be perfect. So, he asks her again, "Will you marry me?"

And the frog jumps up, waving her arms angrily. "How many times do I have to tell you, 'No! No! No!'"
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Convivial · 26-30, F
Nice one 🤣