Not even God wanted conservatives last Wed or this Wed I don't remember what day the rapture was supposed to be on

I kinda just feel like repubs have nothing to offer so I dunno why they're so paranoid about leftists. It's cute that most think they're so special as to develop elaborate persecution fantasies because they want to feel like the main character.

Like no one cares if you're the final girl at the end of the movie so spare me 🫡

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NerdyPotato ·

It was supposed to be September 23rd, but like every other time, the one who made that claim realized he used the wrong calendar after nothing happened and rescheduled it for October 7th.

FoxyQueen · 51-55, F

@NerdyPotato I hope he sent out the revised memo

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@NerdyPotato omg lol 😆

HoeBag · 46-50, F

@NerdyPotato They are ALWAYS re-scheduling the rapture. It is about as lame as when someone cancels a romantic date because "They had to take a friend to the hospital" but maybe some other time. 🙄

@FoxyQueen I do not know why I found that so funny but I cracked up. 🤣

Oh hey, what if when he sent out the memo, he told people to also check their junk mail in case it ended up there?

Edit - Added some more humor. 🙂

NerdyPotato ·

@HoeBag yep, they always use the wrong calendar first, and when nothing happens, they use the right one. And when nothing happens again, they just act like they never predicted anything and fade back in to regular life until someone else discovers some secret code on the wrong calendar.

HoeBag · 46-50, F

@NerdyPotato I imagine the biggest offender was Edgar C. Whisenant. 1988, 89, 93, 94. He kept writing books about it.

How do they use the wrong calendar though? Okay, call me nutty but I would THINK if someone were predicting some minor event like the end of the world or rapture, wouldn't they at least make sure they had the correct calendar?

Even people who are NOT in the business of predicting "The End" don't typically have an incorrect calendar laying around.

OHH an get this - so if they have the wrong calendar, imagine how p*ssed off their wives are when the husband forgets their anniversary. OHHH wait, maybe THAT is why they predict the Rapture, they wish to escape their wife's wrath.

Well that clears it up :D

NerdyPotato ·

@HoeBag they use our current calendar because indeed they usually don't have another one laying around. Only when nothing happens, they realize they should have used the calendar used when the hints were written, which actually makes sense.

What's curious though is that they make the same mistake every time. It's almost like if these people don't want to learn from anything that happened after the biblical times.

FoxyQueen · 51-55, F

@NerdyPotato Learning requires growth. If all you want to do is die, why grow?