Just an fyi for you

hope you don't mind cats...and you can't be on her side of the bed

*DMs you my address*

the doors aren't locked. the dogs are friendly.

I wouldn’t ask how my mom got in my house that would be a silly question 😅

I promise .. not one question from me ..

I just woke up from my nap so you missed your chance.

If hair all over the body... probably wasn't me. Just sayin' ...

I always leave the door unlocked just in case you decide to show up

No questions ask.

👀 ok but i sleep naked 😶

Just don't start snoring in my ear

But I'm naked...😭