Dammit. Turned off all the lights to go to bed.
Forgot my bedroom door was closed and walked straight into it. Hard. That's goin to bruise.
exexec · 70-79, C
The sharp corner of our fireplace mantle jumped out and hit me on the forehead two days ago. It's been there 25 years. Why did it decide to do it now? At least I didn't bleed much. Does your door attack you often?
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
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