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Woke up with my tank top trying to strangle me and my boobs living their best life, hanging free.

Not sure what kind of dreams I’m having, but apparently wearing clothes is a health hazard.
Tossed that tank top across the room.
Take that.
Okay. Going to try sleep thing again. Goodnight… again
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M Best Comment
Your tank top thinks you're in to things you may not be. Ensure it practices enthusiastic consent!
@CountScrofula it got tossed off me and my bed.

The nerve
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Bexsy Ooh it got tossed off? SAUCY

anoderod55 · 61-69, M
Hope you get good rest ❤😴🌹 I found that with a t shirt i wore not too long ago . Strange how that happens . 🤔
Neoerectus · M
The tank made it over the mounds, but got stuck, so decided more "throttle" was needed .... 😏
forestgirl · 46-50, F
Perhaps Freddy Krueger was chasing you!

I think I'll paint my tank top on next time to prevent the same thing from happening to me
@forestgirl eek. I was hoping for a more fun dream
forestgirl · 46-50, F
@Bexsy Maybe riding a roller coaster
@forestgirl that would get the heart rate up
I hope you sleep well Bex 😊🤗
@AllycatAD thank you 😊
Ashly · 26-30, F
You have to let the girls breathe every now and then 🤷🏻‍♀😂
@Ashly they breathed alright lol
Lilred2289 · 36-40, F
Girl that happened to me so many times that except for super cold nights I sleep topless.
@Lilred2289 i slept better
Lilred2289 · 36-40, F
@Bexsy you will continue to as well! It was a little funky to get used to at first but it’s just natural now. :)
@Lilred2289 will try again tonight. See if i sleep better
KatyO83 · 41-45, F
Well with picture in my head I hope my dreams are less disrupted
@KatyO83 i hope they were
goliathtree · 56-60, M
I tried not to wake you!
@goliathtree ohhh now it makes sense
Wish I had been there to watch the fight!
Lostlostlost · 51-55, M
Safety first, no nightwear means less nightmares!
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I suppose you didn't read about that recent tank top recall....
@DrWatson i must have missed that
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Bexsy Be careful out there!
@DrWatson will do my best
3Dogmatic · 46-50, M
Tank tops are legit hazards…
@3Dogmatic i fully agree
Livingwell · 61-69, M
Mmmmm... living their best life.. 🥵
IM5688 · 61-69, M
Show Them To Me.

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@IM5688 he is hilarious
OldBrit · 61-69, M
😏 Boobies 🤤
Mrgoodguy · 41-45, MNew
Just be topless all the time lol
Hangin' out ... in the sheets ... the same ol' thing ... they did last week. 🎶
So now you're just sleeping .. with your lady parts all bared and free, enticing the otherwise pure men of SW. ...

@BrandNewMan church lady 😂
@Bexsy Grew up around a half-a-dozen of those biddies in church every Sunday .. that character is so spot on 😂
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@TrunkZ by the bruises,.I'd say about right
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