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wildbill83 · 41-45, M
no, but I've been the subject of a few... 🤔
MrGrumpy · M
@wildbill83 Oh really? Dish… lol

ImNotHungry · 36-40, M
It’s not a conspiracy theory. It’s real.”

You ever notice how whenever you drop your phone, it somehow always lands screen down?

That’s not bad luck. That’s not gravity.

That… is Big Screen.

Yes , phone screen manufacturers have infiltrated phone design teams worldwide. They secretly engineer phones with micro-weight redistribution algorithms embedded in the gyroscope. When the phone detects it’s falling, it shifts just enough weight to ensure maximum impact, screen first.

Why?

So you crack it. Then you pay $200 to fix it. Over and over. It's the biggest racket since printer ink.

And guess who’s behind it? A shadowy alliance called the Glass Illuminati, Corning (makers of Gorilla Glass), screen repair shops, and your phone’s warranty department. Oh yeah… they know.

Ever wondered why phone cases never fully protect the screen? On purpose.
MrGrumpy · M
@ImNotHungry Whatever you’re smoking, I want it 😂
LordBarbossa · 36-40, T
I haven't, but I hear Hugh Jackman did. Apparantly he has proof the sun is just a massive torch/flashlight that aliens use to controll our sleep schedule so it's easier for them to take advantage of us.
MrGrumpy · M
@LordBarbossa
If said by Hugh
It must be true
LordBarbossa · 36-40, T
@MrGrumpy you made that rhyme, so it must be true, for sure
ElRengo · 70-79, M
Yes.........
..........that I´m bald.
I've never started a rumour or conspiracy, and never will.
Rutterman · 46-50, M
No, I prefer to buck the trend and neither start nor promote conspiracy theories or rumors.
PatKirby · M
Yes. A man landed on the moon, and now a man will land in Uranus.
MrGrumpy · M
@PatKirby Abort that mission 😂
PatKirby · M
@MrGrumpy

After he's done circling Uranus in search of Klingons.

No just refused to process the lies

 
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