Have you started a rumour or conspiracy?
When? And what was it about?
I haven’t yet. And feel like I haven’t lived a full and content life
I haven’t yet. And feel like I haven’t lived a full and content life
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ImNotHungry · 36-40, M
It’s not a conspiracy theory. It’s real.”
You ever notice how whenever you drop your phone, it somehow always lands screen down?
That’s not bad luck. That’s not gravity.
That… is Big Screen.
Yes , phone screen manufacturers have infiltrated phone design teams worldwide. They secretly engineer phones with micro-weight redistribution algorithms embedded in the gyroscope. When the phone detects it’s falling, it shifts just enough weight to ensure maximum impact, screen first.
Why?
So you crack it. Then you pay $200 to fix it. Over and over. It's the biggest racket since printer ink.
And guess who’s behind it? A shadowy alliance called the Glass Illuminati, Corning (makers of Gorilla Glass), screen repair shops, and your phone’s warranty department. Oh yeah… they know.
Ever wondered why phone cases never fully protect the screen? On purpose.
You ever notice how whenever you drop your phone, it somehow always lands screen down?
That’s not bad luck. That’s not gravity.
That… is Big Screen.
Yes , phone screen manufacturers have infiltrated phone design teams worldwide. They secretly engineer phones with micro-weight redistribution algorithms embedded in the gyroscope. When the phone detects it’s falling, it shifts just enough weight to ensure maximum impact, screen first.
Why?
So you crack it. Then you pay $200 to fix it. Over and over. It's the biggest racket since printer ink.
And guess who’s behind it? A shadowy alliance called the Glass Illuminati, Corning (makers of Gorilla Glass), screen repair shops, and your phone’s warranty department. Oh yeah… they know.
Ever wondered why phone cases never fully protect the screen? On purpose.