Where exactly is Nowhere? I've heard people saying they are going Nowhere but I don't know where it is. Where is it?

I have zero idea where nowhere is located, but I can gleefully share from all of my friends and family members that I live in the "Middle of Nowhere" here on my farm. So at least I found it's middle!

@BijouPleasurette 🤔 i think it is rather a figure of speech rather than being real lol