The reason why people agree to date me is because I’m like a spider of false hopes

I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment.

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BlueVeins · 26-30

teach me your ways 🙏

Grateful4you · M

In spite of the (Pretended(?) negativity, I appreciate your great flair language.

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Grateful4you · M

@JustGoneNow Same as me and Zen Pearl. Welcome to the club hon. It's a scary world out there.

SW-User

@Grateful4you Rawrr! We got this! All of us! You, Nessie, and @MiserableAtBest

JustGoneNow

@Grateful4you yeah… but it’s also good. We can’t forget the good. 🖤

JustGoneNow

If I was single… I’d give ya a try. I’m a musician, so these hands… make a great many things sing.

MiserableAtBest · 22-25, F

@JustGoneNow
I may be a spider of false hopes, but I think we can all agree there is one plus side to dating me: my tongue just so happens to be a multipurpose tool

JustGoneNow

@MiserableAtBest I think we’d figure shit out. You just need a pretty dyke to do you right. Love ya, babe. 🖤🤗

Degbeme · 70-79, M

BlueVeins · 26-30

@Degbeme i wonder how she put her underwear back on while stuck in that web, and why he put his underwear back on before getting it off of her

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

No... you know the reasons why I won't date you. And, no means no.

#MeToo

MiserableAtBest · 22-25, F

@MarkPaul
Yes I know you already have a sugar daddy

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@MiserableAtBest I'm an alpha-male.

SW-User

I wish I could find someone who would be so forthright about how they're gonna disappoint me.

I always have to find out the old-fashioned way. You know, by spending time with them.

SW-User

@SW-User Hahahahahaa!

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