I Have Random Thoughts

Truer words have never been spoken...or typed. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

*hears sirens*

*Hides in lawn and garden*

Tell us what happened! :O

*props up a broom in a cart*

Someone push me. I want to joust random strangers.

i worked as an overnight store manager at grocery store for 5 years. We were on one end of the plaza-and Walmart on the other. Yes-strange things do happen- but they can be quite amusing.

That's the best time to go.

just keep your phone at the ready for some great youtube material

They close at 9pm whete I live

*crashes into parked car with cosreal pushing me*

I said random strangers! Not random cars. Shit we broke a window. Cos!

lol ::screams:: RAPE! ::ditches you::