If you read the bible backwards..

Its about a man sent to earth on a cross who is helped down by some Roman's and told to go on his way. He then travels the world making people blind and giving them leprosy. He even ruins a meal for a huge crowd by turning all their food into 2 fish and 5 loaves. He gets fewer followers as time goes by and in the end he's lying in a stable and 3 old men steal all his presents..