I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job...

Some people forget to read the fine print in the contract

Go ahead. Be a duck. Eat worms (or whatever they eat). Sleep out in the rain in a pond. I don't think anyone's stopping you.

All those other things (school, education, job) are just to have a better life. 🤷‍♀️

then you take lessons on how to Quack properly and do the Duck Waddle

It’s never too late to live your authentic duck life.

What a silly observation. Whoever said you can't be a duck. Don't allow limitations to define your life.

You hatched from the wrong egg. Maybe you are one egg your mother should have fried?

You would be derided as a quack.