Rub a bit of olive oil and Epsom salt on the painful spots on your body and it will immediately feel greasier and saltier.

Can confirm the saltier

The Cannibal's Handbook:

I spray Lemon Pledge in my armpits. I still sweat but it smells like lemonade!

Ooooh this is a little bit "silence of the lambs" fetishishy🤭

And ready to Sauté

It really works!!!

You’re great! I did that right now and have a whole new right arm growing back!!

I heard lemon juice and salt does wonders for open wounds

But does it stop the pain??

I will definitely give that a try 🙄

Id have to take a bath in them

I dont know.

Any bit helps

🙄

Reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke "I got some zit cream. It doesn't get rid of the zits, but it does make them shiny and more noticeable"

😄 🤣 😂

It will?