Being the sexiest gnome ever

John Olinger's goodlookin' sidekick!

The greatest snooker player of them all.

Strongest women everrrr

My ability to use the spork

My expertise on afterlife.

Probably for being an ultimate fighting champ

For not being famous ...

Singing

For doing something stupid and hilarious

Tripping

For being reclusive like Greta Garbo was, avoiding the press and events which would cause the world to find me even more mysterious and exciting

Wacky animation

Be hiding in the middle of nowhere

Probably my reaction to something ridiculous happening in public and it becomes a meme.