Would you rather be with someone who is...

Neither

I’m kind of already with someone who always seems serious, lol.

Never

Either extreme would be difficult for me, but I’d probably lose patience with the person who’s always joking first.

I would rather be with someone in the middle, but I definitely couldn't be with someone who was too fricken serious all of the time. It would drive me crazy

Alone.

My wife is constantly serious.

whichever you are

Of those two choices, always serious. Never serious would be exhausting and immature..

Not confusing

Neither ...I don't do extremes

Reasonably balanced humor and seriousness

Neither. There has to be a balance .

Would you rather be a sparrow or a snail?