I am planning to get an Elf On The Shelf this year. I need some of your ideas and tricks how to do it.

Shit, this is why I should always have my glasses on as i thought you said you are planning to be effed on the shelf - big shelf

however you do it, on Christmas eve get some bone in wings and snack on them and take off the elfs head and lay it on the edge of the plate and place the bones in an anatomical way so the kids find it in the morning, for added joy include a note from Santa thanking them for the snack

There's Probably (knowing the Internet) an Elf On The Shelf Blog or Website
with 10,000+ Ideas and Stories about Experiences & Disasters!

AND (again knowing the Internet) there's likely a minimum of 3 sites dedicated to Elf On The Shelf SEX! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Do kangaroo/koala on the shelf!

But honestly, idk. I’ve never done it. Are your kids familiar with it?

I think if you put it high enough then Gypsys will leave it be.

what is this elf on the shelf all about? I have seen it in advertisements for the past two years but have no idea what it is

Great idea if you are trying to traumatize your kids...maybe get them a complimentary visit to a therapist from santa too 😬

Put him on the top of the toilet tank

I wouldn’t do it lol