I am planning to get an Elf On The Shelf this year. I need some of your ideas and tricks how to do it.

Where should I put him?
What if I forget to move it?
What if the dog eats it?
How should I explain elf on the shelf to the kids?

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Valerian · 100+, M

There's Probably (knowing the Internet) an Elf On The Shelf Blog or Website
with 10,000+ Ideas and Stories about Experiences & Disasters!

AND (again knowing the Internet) there's likely a minimum of 3 sites dedicated to Elf On The Shelf SEX! 🤦🏻‍♂️