@CookieCrumbs each ocean is unique, like every woman

Into every life a little salt must fall

(Damn you autocorrect!)

@JoeyFoxx Like every woman, the ocean has its mood... one must learn to handle it.

Or risk drowning in its complexity 😜

@CookieCrumbs no argument from me!

@JohnOinger are you a time traveler?

@kelseyM not yet but I plan to invent A,Time Machine Someday

@kelseyM So what do you think of Jason Momoa & Would You Do Him

@poisonouscupcake Here is my kitty!!! -


Uthred the cat!!! The master rat hunter!!

@Allelse awwwww such a cutie🤍🤍
i wish i still had a cat but my childhood cat was really mean lol she disliked everyone but my sister, i tried to build trust with her but she just didn’t like me😔
she was so cute though, this was her

@poisonouscupcake Wow!!! She's beautiful and looks tough too!!! Growing up we had a cat named Tabitha who used to the scratch the fuck out of me haha. But after a while we got close, and by close I mean she let me pat her and not try to kill me anymore. But then she ran away. :(

@kelseyM if you like soft, sad, excellent shit lol

@wackidywack
I love her 🥳

@MiserableAtBest how much cooler do you get !! 🙌

@kelseyM Relatively high on the scale. 😂. I like to travel a lot and dogs aren't conducive to that.

@luckranger71 screw puppies, parallel parking? Are you a sadist?

@kelseyM "screw puppies"?? where did I say that? Lay off the sauce. 🍸

@SW-User what’s that?

@kelseyM Non-playable character. In video games, NPCs are the digital game folk who have nothing to do with the storyline except one or two who help the hero (not me) find out what to do next in order to advance things.
Someone has to inform fools that their princess is in another castle.

@kelseyM I was instructed many times to not forget to bring one

@JRVanguard now now Lord Vader....

@Longpatrol TELL ME THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAGUIS THE WISE😤

@NotJamieM That's the spirit!!!

@TheBlackPowerRanger how romantic

@sarabi that’s good stuff

@assemblingaknob ditto to your same

@kelseyM "OMG we have so much in common we should be friends!"

@OnePatheticClown getting coma high

@kelseyM Yeah, check out.my profile page. It's full of goodies, and by goodies I mean explicit content

@RemovedUsername1168905 why do you want to stain everything though, seems like a lot of laundry.

@kelseyM when you become one with the stains, you become the stains.

This makes no fucking sense

@empanadas that’s good, I like that. Do you see a lot of ghosts or something or are you just a crazy person?

@kelseyM alittle bit of both