If you slipped in a restaurant would you want to an incident report about it?

If I was seriously hurt I would.

i'd rather not. scary

Even if a bone was rehomed in a different place in my body, I'll give everyone free splits, a lil "oop" and keep it pushing. Like my first thought would be an ambulance not Christmas karening

Only if the spill wasnt obviously marked and i was injured in a way i cant walk it off.