Accidentally played laxative roulette a few minutes ago 🙈
Took some laxatives earlier, for reasons I'm sure you understand. They didn't work.
Few hours later, at 4.45 am: watching a Markiplier Try Not To Laugh compilation.
Laxatives kicks in in the middle of a laughing fit.
IBS also kicks in immediately after (I can tell by the specific pain it brings)
Rush to the bathroom, trying to see past the tears of laughter and also scratches on my glasses so I don't run into the wall/door or fall down the stairs.
Was a tight race, but the photo finish (aka undies check) confirms: I am the victor this time!
I would like to thank my brain for forgetting to take the antipsychotic meds that are supposed to make me sleep, my chronic anxiety for making my muscles tense up extra hard, my empty laundry basket for always supporting me, Tom Hanks, all the SWeople pretending to be potatoes, all the potatoes pretending to be SWeople, and most of all my gorgeous trophy husband Captain Hector Barbossa for always agreeing with me. Love you, babe 💜
Few hours later, at 4.45 am: watching a Markiplier Try Not To Laugh compilation.
Laxatives kicks in in the middle of a laughing fit.
IBS also kicks in immediately after (I can tell by the specific pain it brings)
Rush to the bathroom, trying to see past the tears of laughter and also scratches on my glasses so I don't run into the wall/door or fall down the stairs.
Was a tight race, but the photo finish (aka undies check) confirms: I am the victor this time!
I would like to thank my brain for forgetting to take the antipsychotic meds that are supposed to make me sleep, my chronic anxiety for making my muscles tense up extra hard, my empty laundry basket for always supporting me, Tom Hanks, all the SWeople pretending to be potatoes, all the potatoes pretending to be SWeople, and most of all my gorgeous trophy husband Captain Hector Barbossa for always agreeing with me. Love you, babe 💜
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