If you couldn't afford an attorney what kind would be provided to you?

I'd plead insanity and show them my SW profile

i'd just use ai.

a court appointed attorney like my buddy Dave. Dave here finished 284th in his class at Southern New Hampshire Law School. I'll give him a call, he should be finishing up his shift at the Dollar General any minute now.

I would have to represent myself I suppose , or ask for a court appointed attorney

I'd hire Rudy, DJT's old lawyer. Apparently he has openings in his schedule and offers ex-con discounts to the needy.

Probably a not very good one

an attorney in practice that meets you 15 minutes before your trial

A public defender with no insentive to win your case.

an almost useless lazy one usually