If you walk through a metal detector and it goes off on you what is your intial thought possibly?

I warn them ahead of time because I have two knee replacements and a shoulder replacement.

I have a metal rod and screw in my hip. I set off the metal detectors at work frequently.

That’s my arm and my leg. Steel plates.

shouldnt have drank that water from the water fountain at work. tastes like a rusty tin can.

where did I put that card saying I have a plate in my hip

That's probably my Sig that set it off.

That I will have to use my Royal Blue fake I.D.

Well I have 7 lip piercings and several piercings in each ear so that is the culprit.

I think "Oh, the metal detector seems to be going off, how awfully inconvenient".

did I forget those damn Ben Wa Balls again

Is the TSA agent who is gonna pat me down going to enjoy it eay too much

should have left the 4 rolls of quarters at home.

For me I know it's just a dream if that happens.

Did I forget I had a screwdriver in my pocket

for what? must be defective lol

Belt

my vibrator ...fuck🤭

My first thought is that I should have put my gun in my bra and not in my back pocket.