If you could meet the parallel universe female version of you, would you have sex with yourself?

no because I'm straight.
and if it was a dude I'd want a partber that completes me and not the same as me.
why you may ask? I don't like me that much to begin with 😅

No, imagine the new insecurities you'd find. I'd be like "omg tell me that's not what I look like from that angle"

I already..

Maybe. Depends. Thinking about this is giving me a headache

Well, I don't know about that
She would be big and strong 💪
and a bit of a pain in the arse
I annoy everyone in my life

Probably. I imagine she'd be as much of a perv as I am.

Oh, hell no! I barely like me in the first place.

Wait, what? Sex? Like actual sex?

*reconsidering*

Damn right I would, it would be a wild weekend. Providing we didn't both have a heart attack at our age.

No

No