is my masculine bf gonna kill me

I hope my future girlfriend paints my nails, at least I'll know she cares.

Come to think of it I hope I have a future girlfriend. 🤔

What color ?????

I am sure he will be giddy.

He will say, "GUUUUURL this color is FIERCE!"

Does your masculine bf know you have an account on here?

You like living on the edge!

Please describe him

shhh
has he woken up yet?

Why would you do such a thing? It's not very respectful. How would you feel if he glued a fake mustache to your lip while you were sleeping? LOL!

What happened when he awakened?

Do your toes match his?

I let some girl randomly paint my toenails black at some party where I was drunk. I did end up having sex with her later so it was a fair tradeoff

There's a good chance yes🤣

No. He will wonder why you used the wrong nail polish color though 🤨

Just don't disturb the cuticle

U should strip him

Try viewing morgue sex porn with him...

Slip a pair of your panties on him and see how he acts 😏😂