You signing up for SW military 🤔🤔

No. I was rejected twice by the U.S. military and I'm sure the SW military has even higher standards that I can't meet.

Already a member 🔫🔫🔫

I'd sign up if they gave me fried chicken to eat! Isn't a chicken leg kinda shaped like a grenade? It would have to explode in my stomach, though, cuz I'd have to eat it!

I will guard the friend chicken and cookies. 🍗 🍗 🍗 🍪 🍪 🍪

I thought I already did.....well what did I sign then 🤔

No, I'm a lover, not a fighter! 😏

Im SW special forces.

it has one?

Yes now i gots weapons to protect my cookies

Who is SW at war with? 😳

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