When was the last time someone pampered you?

That is a bloody good question. Y'know somebody should make a 'Bloody Good question' award but I'm the only one allowed to give it out otherwise it would be misused. Anyway this is a winner. Now when did it happen...I've started my mechanical clock to see how long it takes me to come up with an answer.

Edit: It's been about 8 months and the pampering consisted of getting my hair cut and a back shave.
85 seconds.

Probably the last time I visited my grandmother, which was at least 50 years ago.

About 9 years ago or if you want to count the foot massage pedicure place about 3 and 1/2 years ago before I went to federal prison

When I was a baby and was literally wearing pampers.