That is a bloody good question. Y'know somebody should make a 'Bloody Good question' award but I'm the only one allowed to give it out otherwise it would be misused. Anyway this is a winner. Now when did it happen...I've started my mechanical clock to see how long it takes me to come up with an answer.
Edit: It's been about 8 months and the pampering consisted of getting my hair cut and a back shave. 85 seconds.
