Us bunnies never lie even when we are lying 🐰

The first time someone went down on me after he started he looked up at me and asked if it felt good. I was nervous and afraid and said no. He immediately stopped. I should have been honest and said yes.

I don’t have a small wiener 😔

It wasn't me that stole your cookies and chicken.
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I’m fine

Ill be alright

"I love you."

I'm fine

"I swear on my family, my sister, god, and on my life I wouldn't do that, I'm not a liar!" - then I lied like a champ! 🤡

the check is in the mail

That I'm not the greatest of all time

"I can explain."

That I am ok.

I like you!!

How about "I've got a rich uncle who has many patents" from a tenant I let slide two months behind on rent. After eviction he still owes me over $1,300.

I always tell troofs

I never lie, I merely bend the truth a little 😌

"It wasn't me"... 🤔

None

I made you chicken. 😬

That I never stole your fried chicken 🤭

This chicken is for you

I only lie when I tell the truth🙂

I don't lie, I despise them. When I was six years old in 1976 my Dad caught me in one and it severely affected him to the point that he broke out crying, it devastated him and he told me he couldn't ever trust me ever again, that our words are to be valued as gold. I started sobbing hard after he sayd that, I was hard crying bad and told him I would never lie again, and I have valued honesty since, my Dad had just turned 31 a couple of weeks before that. The lie was that I said I didn't know about something I did that I full well knew why, I wanted to know why I pushed in the clutch in the car, which rolled the car backwards into the street from the driveway and I almost got hit by a passing car, he saw the entire thing happen.