I ate all the bacon 😃

Does that mean the friend chicken and chocolate cookies are all for me?

Stay right there as I go out and cut a switch! 😁

All yours. I can’t eat pork anymore.

Sneaks the emergency bacon out of the freezer

No surprises there ...

Hope your have a do not disturb sign for the commode ... Hehe

I'm more of a Buffalo Wings

How do you like your bacon?

🤦‍♂️

I've got more then you could eat in one sitting

🤔................Well, you're going to need to replace it then..........

No I am already full up with sausage

Of course you did🤣

I had some for breakfast.

I rarely eat bacon anymore, only on cheeseburgers, or when I get a bacon wrapped sirloin at the store when they're on sale.