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Lucifersrealmalewife · 31-35, M
I DIDNT MEAN TO EXPLODE THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY I SWEAR
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F

slorollin · 41-45, M
You didn't see me do shit and you can't prove it 😎
slorollin · 41-45, M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 sure doesn't feel like it. I mean I would offer you some chicken and cookies while we wait but I don't want to get accused of bribing an official 🤔
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@slorollin 👀
slorollin · 41-45, M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 so do you know I still committed that crime or do you have a lead on someone else?
PatKirby · M
Ok ya got me. I drove home with a paper clip from work. Bad boy bad!
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@PatKirby you stolen it 🙄
PatKirby · M
@XDHyperGirlXD1

Mine, mine...
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Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Only crime I ever committed is stealing someone's heart
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Prettybratbi1tch SW dont give rights 👀
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@XDHyperGirlXD1 not even if I'm cute and cuddly?
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Prettybratbi1tch nude only its sw after all 🙄
chuck7882 · 61-69, M
But I always wear a ski mask when I go to the bank
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@chuck7882 nope you never did
FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
Too many laws on the books anyways. 📚
You commited the crime of foodie theft stealing everybodies chikin n cookies
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
Adamski24 · 41-45, M
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zefyr · 31-35, M
What? How could you know? Here I was , thinking it was the perfect crime of the century.
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@zefyr 😈
GeniUs · 56-60, M
I'm innocent ... unless you mean that thing with Annie Lennox she likes to sing about

and for those who don't know

[media=https://youtu.be/IcTP7YWPayU]
Yes, I stole your cookies and fried chicken.
PatKirby · M
@MsSwan

So are you lickin' 🐔?
@PatKirby
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@MsSwan lies i ate them already
Convivial · 26-30, F
Knowing and proving are worlds apart ...
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Convivial i have your written confession 🙄
Convivial · 26-30, F
@XDHyperGirlXD1 once I show the judge the places where my fingers used to be, I think the"so called" confession will be thrown out
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Convivial i have other evidences 👀
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@sstronaut do too 😒
@XDHyperGirlXD1 You didn't see the ones I did with no one around
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@sstronaut i was the only one around
Knowing and proving… can get blurry
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout i have a all the proof I need 😈
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
Yes. Stealing Alcohol when I was 18
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
Im innocent 🤥
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@ExperienceDLT Nope 🙄
@XDHyperGirlXD1 yep yep yeppity yep yep yep 😁
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@GeistInTheMachine all of them
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 Allegedly.
Mudkip · 31-35, M
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Mudkip 🤨
Mudkip · 31-35, M
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Yes, yes I did cut the cable.
@XDHyperGirlXD1 No, I refuse to pay $125 oer month for only 40 basic channels and an HDTV receiver.
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@NativePortlander1970 the grovmeant need a new car and house now pay you bill 🙄
@XDHyperGirlXD1 I get free internet for being disabled and I have a streaming device 😁

 
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