I think I farted like 1000 times today

Don’t eat beans and don’t drink soda and that should lower you to at most 400 flatulence

I always thought being gassy was a good thing when on water without a lifejacket.

But might not be a good idea when you are releasing it too often 😁😁

My grandfather always said , let the air go free wherever you may be.
Be glad they were farts and not sharts.

This is just "Value Added," for the day!

Carbonated drinks
Chewing gum
Ibs

Whey protein?

I haven’t farted all day today or yesterday

I remember at an old job, we used to have to hide in this small space between the neighboring bldg & our own to get out of the cold wind during breaks & lunch. It's at the entrance, so in order to get into the bldg, you have to walk past the break spot. My old ass co-worker came walking up, dancing & singing & farting like it was a trombone or something! Lol! He's like: "Doo dee doo doo *loud fart*!" & dancing all old timey nerd-like...looks over & sees me in the break spot & all the color rushed out of his face! He just stared @ me blankly for a couple seconds & speed walked into the bldg.😆