I think I farted like 1000 times today

I remember at an old job, we used to have to hide in this small space between the neighboring bldg & our own to get out of the cold wind during breaks & lunch. It's at the entrance, so in order to get into the bldg, you have to walk past the break spot. My old ass co-worker came walking up, dancing & singing & farting like it was a trombone or something! Lol! He's like: "Doo dee doo doo *loud fart*!" & dancing all old timey nerd-like...looks over & sees me in the break spot & all the color rushed out of his face! He just stared @ me blankly for a couple seconds & speed walked into the bldg.😆