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Shorty · 51-55, F
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Patientlywaiting · 46-50, F
Putting socks on an octopus
Degbeme · 70-79, M
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
Tres13 · 51-55, M
Sunday morning
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
"Yer Sister after two beers"
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@FreeSpirit1 worked with a 6-pack Annie….
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@FreeSpirit1 not my sister
SW-User
Stealing a baby from a candy store
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Lemon Squeezy? 😚
TexChik · F
3.14159265. Preferably buttermilk.
pdockal · 56-60, M
A smooth bottle of whiskey
NatureGuy77 · 51-55, M
A morning at the bureau of motor vehicles.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@NatureGuy77 Ha!
NerdyPotato · M
Breathing with asthma and a panic attack?
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@NerdyPotato ugh
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
🤔..........buying it on the credit card.........
Spoiledbrat · F
Pie
candycane · 31-35, F
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Spoiledbrat yummy
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
Pie.
candycane · 31-35, F
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@ProfessorPlum77 yum
WanderlustCat · 36-40, M
Finding a needle in a playground?
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@WanderlustCat or a lego on a tile floor
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@WanderlustCat dang
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
Losing the lottery.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@justlooking2023 so damn easy
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
@Miklee02 haha although i did just win a free game on a scratch off.
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
Disarming a bomb
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@JohnnyNoir 💥
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Miklee02 precisely!
SW-User
Falling off a log.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@SW-User when were you on a log?
SW-User
@Miklee02 many times, I'm a rural guy. Fell off a few too.
saragoodtimes · F
giving a pill to a cat
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@saragoodtimes or giving a cat a bath
WanderlustCat · 36-40, M
Putting your kid to bed!
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@WanderlustCat don’t miss those days
PhoenixPhail · M
Pie
candycane · 31-35, F
PhoenixPhail · M
@candycane That looks delicious! 😋
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@PhoenixPhail what kind of pie?
Lostlostlost · 51-55, M
Falling off a bike
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Lostlostlost ouch!
acpguy · C
Joe Biden lies.
NatureGuy77 · 51-55, M
Taking candy from a baby
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NatureGuy77 · 51-55, M
@candycane I have. It’s given me a cavity
candycane · 31-35, F
@NatureGuy77 stop biting it and lick that's how you eat a candycane
NatureGuy77 · 51-55, M
@candycane oh I’m ahead of you on that one. Plus licking takes longer.
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Barebum61 · 61-69, M
Miklee😂😂😂😂
RubySoo · 56-60, F
Its about as easy as a nuclear war......
according to Duran Duran.....
according to Duran Duran.....
Idontdomornings · 31-35, M
Finding a needle in a stack of needles.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Idontdomornings My uncle’s cow apparently ate a needle in the haystack. She dropped dead and he had an autopsy done by the vet. Found a bag of water around the heart and broke it and there was a needle in the heart. My aunt would go out to milk the cow and sometimes she’d be mending clothes before and would stick a needle with the thread in the top of her dress till she found her pincushion to put it in. Must have forgotten one morning and it fell out with the thread in it into the hay stack.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Idontdomornings uh 😐
NatureGuy77 · 51-55, M
Sunday Morning.
Signed,
The Commodores
Signed,
The Commodores
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@NatureGuy77 ahhh love that song 🎵
NatureGuy77 · 51-55, M
@Miklee02 Definitely a feel good song.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Canned cheese
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@cherokeepatti what?!?! 😳
PhoenixPhail · M
@cherokeepatti Yes, so true.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Miklee02 it’s nasty, salty and just a processed mess in a can
TexasOutlawTrey · M
Taking a bottle from a baby
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@TexasOutlawTrey poor baby
TexasOutlawTrey · M
@Miklee02 I’m that baby
OldBrit · 61-69, M
Falling off a log
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Joe Biden falling up a set of stairs
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@cherokeepatti love it! 😅
therighttothink50 · 56-60, M
Brewers or Packers win.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@therighttothink50 ha!
Livingwell · 61-69, M
A shot of good tequila.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Livingwell or bourbon 🥃
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
1-2-3!
candycane · 31-35, F
@Ambroseguy80 A-B-C
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Ambroseguy80 ya think so?
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
Pie.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Sidewinder yum 😋
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Miklee02 I'm sure it's a commonly used simile. "Easy as pie."
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Sidewinder yes for sure
Noble · 56-60, M
…you are on my eyes 😉
pride49 · 31-35, M
Something gay
NatureGuy77 · 51-55, M
Can be
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@NatureGuy77 not
Emjay · 18-21, F
A call girl
texasborn89 · 31-35, M
123
akindheart · 61-69, F
1, 2, 3
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
Falling off a cliff
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caesar7 · 61-69, M
ABC
candycane · 31-35, F
Eating a candycane