Shorty · 51-55, F
1 2 3

SW-User
Putting socks on an octopus
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User 

KiwiBird · 36-40, F
Tres13 · 56-60, M
Sunday morning
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
"Yer Sister after two beers"
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
@FreeSpirit1 worked with a 6-pack Annie….
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@FreeSpirit1 not my sister

SW-User
Stealing a baby from a candy store
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Lemon Squeezy? 😚
TexChik · F
3.14159265. Preferably buttermilk.
NatureGuy77 · 56-60, M
A morning at the bureau of motor vehicles.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@NatureGuy77 Ha!
pdockal · 56-60, M
A smooth bottle of whiskey
Breathing with asthma and a panic attack?
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@NerdyPotato ugh
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
🤔..........buying it on the credit card.........
Spoiledbrat · F
Pie
candycane · 36-40, F
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Spoiledbrat yummy

SW-User
@candycane mmmmmm delicious pink pie 🤤
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
Pie.
candycane · 36-40, F
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@ProfessorPlum77 yum
WanderlustCat · 41-45, M
Finding a needle in a playground?
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
@WanderlustCat or a lego on a tile floor
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@WanderlustCat dang
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
Losing the lottery.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@justlooking2023 so damn easy
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
@Miklee02 haha although i did just win a free game on a scratch off.

SW-User
Falling off a log.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@SW-User when were you on a log?

SW-User
@Miklee02 many times, I'm a rural guy. Fell off a few too.
PhoenixPhail · M
Pie
candycane · 36-40, F
PhoenixPhail · M
@candycane That looks delicious! 😋
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@PhoenixPhail what kind of pie?
WanderlustCat · 41-45, M
Putting your kid to bed!
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@WanderlustCat don’t miss those days
Lostlostlost · 56-60, M
Falling off a bike
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Lostlostlost ouch!
acpguy · C
Joe Biden lies.
saragoodtimes · F
giving a pill to a cat
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
@saragoodtimes or giving a cat a bath
NatureGuy77 · 56-60, M
Taking candy from a baby
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NatureGuy77 · 56-60, M
@candycane I have. It’s given me a cavity
candycane · 36-40, F
@NatureGuy77 stop biting it and lick that's how you eat a candycane
NatureGuy77 · 56-60, M
@candycane oh I’m ahead of you on that one. Plus licking takes longer.
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Barebum61 · 61-69, M
Miklee😂😂😂😂
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
Canned cheese
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@cherokeepatti what?!?! 😳
PhoenixPhail · M
@cherokeepatti Yes, so true.
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
@Miklee02 it’s nasty, salty and just a processed mess in a can
NatureGuy77 · 56-60, M
Sunday Morning.
Signed,
The Commodores
Signed,
The Commodores
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@NatureGuy77 ahhh love that song 🎵
NatureGuy77 · 56-60, M
@Miklee02 Definitely a feel good song.
Idontdomornings · 31-35, M
Finding a needle in a stack of needles.
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
@Idontdomornings My uncle’s cow apparently ate a needle in the haystack. She dropped dead and he had an autopsy done by the vet. Found a bag of water around the heart and broke it and there was a needle in the heart. My aunt would go out to milk the cow and sometimes she’d be mending clothes before and would stick a needle with the thread in the top of her dress till she found her pincushion to put it in. Must have forgotten one morning and it fell out with the thread in it into the hay stack.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Idontdomornings uh 😐
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
Disarming a bomb
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@JohnnyNoir 💥
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
@Miklee02 precisely!
TexasOutlawTrey · M
Taking a bottle from a baby
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@TexasOutlawTrey poor baby
TexasOutlawTrey · M
@Miklee02 I’m that baby
RubySoo · 56-60, F
Its about as easy as a nuclear war......
according to Duran Duran.....
according to Duran Duran.....
OldBrit · 61-69, M
Falling off a log
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
Joe Biden falling up a set of stairs
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@cherokeepatti love it! 😅
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
Pie.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Sidewinder yum 😋
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Miklee02 I'm sure it's a commonly used simile. "Easy as pie."
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Sidewinder yes for sure
therighttothink50 · 61-69, M
Brewers or Packers win.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@therighttothink50 ha!
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
1-2-3!
candycane · 36-40, F
@Ambroseguy80 A-B-C
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Ambroseguy80 ya think so?
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
Livingwell · 61-69, M
A shot of good tequila.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Livingwell or bourbon 🥃
Noble · M
…you are on my eyes 😉
NatureGuy77 · 56-60, M
Can be
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@NatureGuy77 not
Emjay · 22-25, F
A call girl
texasborn89 · 36-40, M
123
akindheart · 70-79, F
1, 2, 3
pride49 · 31-35, M
Something gay
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
Falling off a cliff
caesar7 · 61-69, M
ABC
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Eating a candycane











































