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@Idontdomornings My uncle’s cow apparently ate a needle in the haystack. She dropped dead and he had an autopsy done by the vet. Found a bag of water around the heart and broke it and there was a needle in the heart. My aunt would go out to milk the cow and sometimes she’d be mending clothes before and would stick a needle with the thread in the top of her dress till she found her pincushion to put it in. Must have forgotten one morning and it fell out with the thread in it into the hay stack.

@Idontdomornings uh 😐