My mind says grad school, but my heart says isolated goat breeder in Peru

They need a minimum master's degree to qualify so get on it.

Seco d o n e sounds less stress and higher quality life.

I would go for the goat breeder at this point.

The isolation sounds good.

If you're going to Peru, why not llamas instead of goats? Or in addition to?

I did grad school.

Can confirm goat breeder is the choice.

Become a missionary for the Lord instead

Nah! Join the army and get paid to slit throats.

You mean Llamas don't you?

become a vet

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Peru is obviously the right answer.
Plus you get to have an alpaca.

I get it