What's your superpower?

I would choose the power of Molecular Displacement. I could become so light that I can float on the winds, so solid that I was indestructible. I could phase through matter and appear and disappear at will. I would use my powers to clean up the crime ridden streets of San Francisco. I would take a job as a Detective, using my powers to investigate and pick up clues. My superhero name would be, "The Ghost".

Selective amnesia, so I could walk through an angry mob and make them forget why they hate.

The power to devour sugary sweets without any ill effects or weight gain🦸‍♂️

Having a time machine 🥹

Invisibility
And I would totally be running up and down pulling down peoples pants or bikinis 🤣

Pissing off woke people, snowflakes as they are easily offended

Going invisible, doing pranks would be so much fun

Or the ability to affect people's thoughts

mind control... very powerful but also very subtle

Invisibility

I can make wine disappear!

I would be able to transit space to other planets! I would grab criminals by the collar and instantly transport us both to a planet in a far away world. Then I'd split back to Earth and live in my secluded lair with my hot wife and Max the super-powered cat. We have a dog too but she's just as dumb as, well, a dog!

i'm a jack of all trades talent, every talent can only every be done to basic levels and can never master anything!

Tripping on air
Staring intently while you speak but hearing nothing you said
Blinking rapidly for no apparent reason
And general awkwardness
Not sure how to use such powers but some day I will take over the world

Being able to quickly possess anybody long enough to quickly masturbate to a really big orgasm.
Leaving them there confused to wonder how they got in that condition.

The power to make people dtop and think... to be able to rationalise what they were going to do and who it affects

Shape shifting.

The applications are unlimited. I would most especially enjoy flying as a bird or maybe a dragon.

Invisibility or being able to pass thru time forward but particularly back in time (invisible).

I would like the superpower to read someone's mind. Will definitely come on handy when playing the lottery

Wow, what a crew of superheros we have here, equipt with superpowers. Go now, and do great things, you all have the power.

The ability to detect when someone is a lying ass...oh wait already have that🙄

Either to be able to read a person's mind whenever I wish,
or to be able to fly.

Saiyan I can train to get super super powerful. just being given powers would seem unworthy. 🤔

My superpower is to unite superpowers of good under my leadership and then begin the dream of dreams

Heal mental illnesses.

X ray vision

Immortality. Small investments here and there now. In a few hundred years I should have the funds to make very meaningful changes.

The ability to ignite people's farts simply by being near them