Have you ever named someone elses genitalia?

My boobs are named Ruby and Kitty.

There used to be a joke about this, I remember parts of it:
Father Christmas, he only comes once a year but when he does he fills your stockings (was the punch line).
Insert name of current football player <> full of energy but dribbles a bit.

i have, but largely a name interchangeable with the girl herself
Like Pussy Pie

Only my own back in the day as a joke.
It Never stuck though 🤣🤣

😆 yes quiet funny the connection you made [mrsbarbossa]

Ive named my own, they’re called Right Said Fred

No

Just my GF’s boobs… The left one is Cleopatra queen of all beauty and goodness, and the right one is Jill 😂