Have you ever named someone elses genitalia?

There used to be a joke about this, I remember parts of it:
Father Christmas, he only comes once a year but when he does he fills your stockings (was the punch line).
Insert name of current football player <> full of energy but dribbles a bit.

Only my own back in the day as a joke.
It Never stuck though 🤣🤣

Ive named my own, they’re called Right Said Fred

😆 yes quiet funny the connection you made [mrsbarbossa]

No

My boobs are named Ruby and Kitty.

i have, but largely a name interchangeable with the girl herself
Like Pussy Pie

Just my GF’s boobs… The left one is Cleopatra queen of all beauty and goodness, and the right one is Jill 😂