Have you ever named someone elses genitalia?

Was it an innie or outie, and what did you name it?
I named the penis of my fictional husband "Jesus" because
1. Jesus is good
2. Jesus has risen
3. He's the 2nd coming

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GeniUs · 56-60, M

There used to be a joke about this, I remember parts of it:
Father Christmas, he only comes once a year but when he does he fills your stockings (was the punch line).
Insert name of current football player <> full of energy but dribbles a bit.