I am 33% drugs, 33% sarcasm, 33% anxiety, and 1% glitter

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deadgerbil · 22-25

The glitter went in my eyes! The f is your problem!

MiserableAtBest · 18-21, F

@deadgerbil
You’re welcome ☺️

deadgerbil · 22-25

@MiserableAtBest fight me!

Allelse · 36-40, M

So this is your way of telling us you fart glitter?

caccoon · 36-40

more glitter pls. Less drugs

LordShadowfire · M

The best part about the glitter is, you can be 1% glitter weeks after you've touched any.

MethDozer · M

@LordShadowfire this is true. I once brought this chick home after a halloween outdoor rave and spent weeks cleaning glitter and hair chalk
I even had to throw away some sheets and pillows. No joke

MethDozer · M

Lit

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