Nice try, officer.

it's illegal in our town to feed feral cats. even though I've been warned I sneak food out early in the morning then make sure everything is cleaned up before sun up. they won't stop me from taking care of these unloved babies. if you don't see me on for a while means I've been arrested and have to serve 30 days in jail

probably a mexican

I embezzled while being the banker Monopoly.

During the first lockdown I walked the distance between two junctions on a motorway because it was almost deserted and I knew I would never get the chance to do it again.

Throw water balloons at cop cars as they would drive by

I must admit...I tear the federal "do not remove" label off of my pillows!

I shoplifted a tobacco pipe when I was around 14 so my friend and I could smoke the pipe tobacco he stole from his dad

I plead the fifth

Destroyed someone's car paint with soda. Never got caught.

No comment

Jay-walked

🤐

I rode my motorcycle with an expired inspection sticker for over two months!

Drugs

Imported endangered species without a permit and without declaring them

Drove drunk once, 2 miles when i turned 21

convicted of two counts of dangerous driving causing grievous bodily harm and two counts of negligent driving.

to be young and incredibly dumb ahh

Well, getting or giving a blowjob, as well as eating box, are in every state's penal (hah) code as sodomy. I guessing the perp rate amongst us freaks is...100%

I'm such a friggin Boy Scout, I can't even think of anything....😇...pathetic I guess....

Two things. Shot some burlger in the knee with a saw off shot gun and outran 5 police two County two local and one highway patrol