Tried to impress someone on SW so they would like me. You fool….

Your mom..
sorry couldn’t resist.. 🕺😁

Sigh. Tried initiating sex. I really only ever feel foolish when I get it into my head that if I tried more, things would be better, at which point I am reminded why I stopped trying and that THAT is actually better.

Something naughty

Probably flirted with someone I shouldn't have. But that's behind me, I'm more selective with my flirtatious behavior now.

OMG how much time do you got ….🙄…. My list is sooo long!

I sat down on the toilet but nothing came out. It's like my body played a prank on me

Forgot an appointment.

I put the lime in the coconut... Not a good idea

I made a rash decision that hurt myself.

Getting on similar worlds

Words

I sent naughty voice memos to my partner I thought I was being sexy but apparently I wasn’t because it didn’t go so well. Lol

Told my bestie I'd stay up and talk to him and then the sleep monster made me fall asleep.

Can’t think back that far..never foolish!

force closure

Married my last wife...That was a dark chapter in my history book.

Fell backwards out a semi truck