Tried to impress someone on SW so they would like me. You fool….

Your mom..
sorry couldn’t resist.. 🕺😁

Sigh. Tried initiating sex. I really only ever feel foolish when I get it into my head that if I tried more, things would be better, at which point I am reminded why I stopped trying and that THAT is actually better.

Something naughty

Probably flirted with someone I shouldn't have. But that's behind me, I'm more selective with my flirtatious behavior now.

OMG how much time do you got ….🙄…. My list is sooo long!

Forgot an appointment.

I put the lime in the coconut... Not a good idea

Getting on similar worlds

I sat down on the toilet but nothing came out. It's like my body played a prank on me

Words

I made a rash decision that hurt myself.

force closure

Told my bestie I'd stay up and talk to him and then the sleep monster made me fall asleep.

I sent naughty voice memos to my partner I thought I was being sexy but apparently I wasn’t because it didn’t go so well. Lol

Can’t think back that far..never foolish!

Married my last wife...That was a dark chapter in my history book.

Fell backwards out a semi truck