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ShreksHouse

56-60, M

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DaddyBody is no more but my body still rocks! I was clearly sending the wrong message with the old one. Pull up a stump and join the fun.

Truth About Mustard

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Rock On Meatloaf

Meatloaf is yet another celebrity I have identified with after learning his story. He struggled with his weight his whole life. His struggles as “the fat kid” are well documented along with failing to please a perpetually disappointed father. I... See More »

What I learned about cows

I had a job one summer milking cows. Aggravating things. You have to round them up and sometimes lock them up so they would hold still. Then you have to shoo them away. Now bulls? You milk a bull just once and you can’t get rid of it. He... See More »

A bit on the nose don’t you think?

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Eat Ya Heart Out!

Wannabes… 🤦‍♂️

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Wanted: Business Partners

To develop my invention, the 6 day underwear. It has 3 leg holes. Each day, you just rotate to two different leg holes. On the 4th day? Invert them and start over! Needed: Sewers, sales people, marketing, break dancers, and a mascot. No salary... See More »

I have something important to say:

I’ve been trying to get up with you about your car’s extended warranty….

I’m not sad. I just dig hugs. 😆

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I did one of those things where you look into your camera and the app tells you which celebrity you most resemble

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Pain is not the same

I learned a good lesson about an individual's response to pain or trauma. It is very difficult to know what someone else is feeling so it is unwise to make assumptions about their response. Even when we are having the same experience or they are... See More »

Are there any famous or extremely wealthy people incognito here?

I hate to think I’m pandering to you people for nothing.

Meet Blue_Eyed_Darkness

I’m just going to keep posting until someone agrees with me that she is talented and awesome

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Blue_Eyed_Darkness

Love her content. I want to meet this woman

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If you are happy and you know it

Shake your meds!

Dad’ why are you so lame????

I was once the coolest guy in town. Then I had kids. You people broke me. 😂 😝

Expressing myself

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This was my first…

What was yours?

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Chicken Nuggets?

I cook a lot. I know where the legs, thighs, breast, and wings of a chicken are located. Where are the nuggets?

My daughter came home and surprised me

I put on pants to greet her. Now I’m in my own house wearing pants. Do you know how awkward that is?

We never get snow here. So I’m just going to park and watch an entire community lose its collective mind. From the horror on their faces I would not at all be shocked if Godzilla suddenly appeared over the trees….

If we can be honest

Could be Friday? Could be Tuesday? Could be February already? I hope someone is keeping track because I have no clue.

New Year Shmoo Year

I don’t feels any different? Swamp looks the same. Poor Donkey is still pretty gobsmacked from carousing but that’s not at all unusual. I do see he got a new tattoo. From the looks of it, hand drawn by someone lacking opposable thumbs. I’m gonna... See More »

2021 band wagon. Why not?

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Shrek’s Diaary: 2021 can suck it

Why? Oh why would you take Betty White? 😭 I wonder how Bea Arthur is taking the news?

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