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Veal
Veal
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Funny, but that’s not a child. Those eggs weren’t fertilized, so they were never going to be children. We eat the yolk, which the child would have consumed during the time in the egg; and the white of it is the goop the kid sits in .
pattycakechamp · 26-30, F
@SW-User Thank you, Captain Buzzkill.
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@pattycakechamp 🤷🏻♀️ Jokes are funnier when they’re true anyway.
anythingoes477 · M
@SW-User Ever hear of a 100 year egg?
ShreksHouse · 56-60, M
“He hates that child but he eats eggs? Comes right out of a chicken’s ass”
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fried Green Tomatoes
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Wanna get married? I promise I won't eat the kids
TjNewton · M
So how often do you make patty cakes ?