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Funny, but that’s not a child. Those eggs weren’t fertilized, so they were never going to be children. We eat the yolk, which the child would have consumed during the time in the egg; and the white of it is the goop the kid sits in .
pattycakechamp · 26-30, F
@SW-User Thank you, Captain Buzzkill.

SW-User
@pattycakechamp 🤷🏻♀️ Jokes are funnier when they’re true anyway.
anythingoes477 · M
@SW-User Ever hear of a 100 year egg?