How to swerve men sliding into your DMs 101:Him: you wanna trade pics? Me: you wanna trade credit card numbers? Him: you down for sexy chat? Me: you down with $10.00/min? Him: do you like exchanging pics? Me: not for free. Works every time.
Would you lay with me and just forget the world? It's 2007 and I won't stop listening to Chasing Cars while expressing my teenage angst on MySpace and early Tumblr. What song is stuck in your head? (1)
A little motivation for the 9-5ers:You can't always do what you love, but you can always find something you love in whatever you do.
Do you believe in traditional marriage roles?What are your personal views on marital roles? Roles while dating/in a relationship are one thing, but should or does this change when you decide to marry someone and begin a family and home? Are you traditional, modern, or have a mixed-view on... See More »
Me: Sorry Daddy, I've Been a Bad GirlPriest: Again... the line is "Forgive Me Father, for I Have Sinned"...
Comment something and I'll draw you a really poor quality picture. Custom art for free, y'all. * Quality not guaranteed.
What is the most invasive thing that has happened to you?Last month, my home was robbed while we were away and we lost nearly $10,000. That was my most invasive experience. I feel as if you go through a series of milestones after being robbed - as with any tragedy or life-altering event. It was... See More »
Him: you down for sexy chat? Me: you down with $10.00/min? 
Him: do you like exchanging pics? Me: not for free. 
Works every time.
Custom art for free, y'all. * Quality not guaranteed.
