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Trippin · F
You could be tall or short, or fat or thin, or ugly — or handsome, like your father — or you can be black or yellow or white, it doesn't matter. But what does matter is the size of your heart and the strength of your character.
Herman Munster
Herman Munster
CestManan · 46-50, F
Another one -
Be careful of the toes you step on today. They might be connected to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.
Be careful of the toes you step on today. They might be connected to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.
thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M
@CestManan I would love to add in, laughingly, you may never know what butt you may want to kiss...
BlondilyOld · F
A few
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure"
Mae West
"How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours"
Wayne Dyer
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure"
Mae West
"How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours"
Wayne Dyer
Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@BlondilyOld “I can resist anything except temptation.” I thought this one was Mae West too but is >>> Oscar Wilde :)
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
“To love another person is to see the face of God.” ~Les Miserables
@Pinkstarburst that's beautiful.
Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@Pinkstarburst That is really moving
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Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@Mindfulness Good one too :) :)
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Mindfulness love this
RobinPhoenix · M
Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path. :)
Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@RobinPhoenix I like that one!! 🤗
RobinPhoenix · M
@Carmen74 Thanks. I like yours, too :)
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
I do not have one favourite quote....I have many....here is a small sample
"Never A Failure Always A Lesson"
“Don't get too deep, it leads to over thinking, and over thinking leads to problems that doesn't even exist in the first place.”
“If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail”
“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
"Never A Failure Always A Lesson"
“Don't get too deep, it leads to over thinking, and over thinking leads to problems that doesn't even exist in the first place.”
“If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail”
“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
BlueSkyKing · M
"Do unto others then run."
Benny Hill philosophy.
Benny Hill philosophy.
Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@BlueSkyKing 🏃♀️
gdon39 · 46-50, M
Tug McGraw the Phillies pitcher on what he will do with his new contract.
“90% I’ll spend on Irish whiskey, women and good times. The other 10% I’ll probably waste “.
He’s the father of that McGraw country singer
“90% I’ll spend on Irish whiskey, women and good times. The other 10% I’ll probably waste “.
He’s the father of that McGraw country singer
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
One of my favourites:
“If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough.” -Oprah Winfrey
“If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough.” -Oprah Winfrey
Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@iamonfire696 That is a really good one too!
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Carmen74 thank you
Lumberjack70 · 56-60, M
@iamonfire696 well said
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” ~ Gloria Steinem
Nimbus · M
smiler2012 · 56-60
@Nimbus something thast might ap;lear on gary glitters headstone nimby 😄
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Whether the weather be fine
Whether the weather be not
Whether the weather be cold
Whether the weather be hot
We'll weather the weather
No matter the weather
Whether we like it or not
Whether the weather be not
Whether the weather be cold
Whether the weather be hot
We'll weather the weather
No matter the weather
Whether we like it or not
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
There are old pilots and there are bold pilots but there are no old bold pilots.
Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales 🤔That is true I guess! I read it as "bald pilots" at first which confused me but then I am easily confused lol 🤗
JerseyGal · 51-55, F
Love the life you live. Live the life you love. -Bob Marley
SW-User
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” ― Elbert Hubbard
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
CestManan · 46-50, F
Only after the struggle is over can we know just how many of our sacrifices were completely unnecessary.
FoolishLuna · 56-60, F
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SW-User
"I will slap you... With a shark." -Me
Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@SW-User Can I share it? 😛🐳
SW-User
@Carmen74 Fiiiine. Not like I can police you on it anyway, lol. Free speech and the sort.
Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@SW-User I was going to use it anyway but pretending to be polite 🤪
Lilymoon · F
@Lilymoon Very deep.
Checkingoutall · 56-60, M
I can't point a finger at you because I have three others pointing back at me.
Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@Checkingoutall Never heard that one
Checkingoutall · 56-60, M
@Carmen74 I don't know if anyone famous has ever said it, but that is what I always say and live by.
Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@Checkingoutall I like it 🙂
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
“The two most important days of your life are the day you were born and the day you realize why.”
Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@Spokeskitties75 Love this one too
Waymor · M
Older the violin sweeter the music.
SW-User
Very beautiful :)
SoLeRiMix · 31-35, M
An unexamined life is not worth living
Socrates
Synyster · 51-55, M
ReneeT · 61-69, M
From a song I heard years ago
"It's a long hard road to walk before we're free"
Adam Blessing
"It's a long hard road to walk before we're free"
Adam Blessing
SW-User
"There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will."
Epictetus
Epictetus
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FoolishLuna · 56-60, F
@Stereoguy golden rule of life🙌
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Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@RogueLoner So true
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Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@Ghostinthemachine Lolol
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Carmen74 · 46-50, F
@MarmeeMarch 🤣