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HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Me: Want to get some pizza and then go back to my place for some cheap meaningless sex?
Her: No (or some version of no)
Me: What's the matter? You don't like pizza?
Her: No (or some version of no)
Me: What's the matter? You don't like pizza?
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
*helicopter dick*
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@Longpatrol 😌
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
Wanna fuck?
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JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
@MarmeeMarch and?
@JoeyFoxx That was sort of a complete thought. What exactly do you want me to expound on? 🤨
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
GLITTER · 36-40, F
Nice legs, what time do they open
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
You gonna eat that?
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Wave to a girl across the room and motion for her to come over..
When she arrives say.. I just made you come with one hand.. imagine what a can do with 2... 🕺😎🍿✂️
When she arrives say.. I just made you come with one hand.. imagine what a can do with 2... 🕺😎🍿✂️
Popsicko · 26-30, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout fuck he’s good
Slade · 56-60, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I like it!
Offline or online. lol
@Popsicko I have a girlfriend. I’m sorry. On April 3rd, it’ll be one year for us... but you’re super cute. 😊
Popsicko · 26-30, F
@JustGoneNow Aw omg i aint mean it like that i have one too, our one year is gonna be the month after yours on the 4th. Thank u love u miss u happy aniversario
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Just "accidentally" drop your groceries in the supermarket.
Works every time.
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Works every time.
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RannochMan · 70-79, M
You've pulled. Grab your coat!
Popsicko · 26-30, F
@RannochMan Can u explain it
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
@RannochMan lolz
*talks to their wingman instead, and walks away*
😁....flipping their "move" incites intrigue....if it doesn't ....they got no game to work with except defence.
A guy gotta be able to think on xhis feet., ,, for me to be wanna take him off them. 😏
😁....flipping their "move" incites intrigue....if it doesn't ....they got no game to work with except defence.
A guy gotta be able to think on xhis feet., ,, for me to be wanna take him off them. 😏
Ingwe · F
I have never used a pick up line in my life
Popsicko · 26-30, F
@JustGoneNow oh same, but then they think I’m a bottom but like being feminine has nothing to do with whether ur a bottom or a top 😔
@Popsicko Nope. I’m very girly in many ways but I’m very aggressive in the sack. lol
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vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Let's go to the rock quarry because I'm a little boulder there
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
@vetguy1991 hahaha 👍
HannibalMontanimal · 26-30, M
Roses are red violets are blue
Can you show me your tits
Can you show me your tits
Popsicko · 26-30, F
@HannibalMontanimal and they say romance is dead??
Straylight · 31-35, F
Wow, is it hot in here or is it just you? 😉
@Straylight Take me to bed.... right now.
Popsicko · 26-30, F
Impressive @Straylight
"Leave me the Fu#% alone or i'll scream rape"
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Hi
I lost my phone number, can I have yours???
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Ah... hey... ah... do you like homemade bread? We could watch a documentary later... hey come back...
Lilymoon · F
I'm putting you on my TO-DO list tonight
Konicha605 · 22-25, F
hey baby... walk away, i m asexual lol
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
One that was successfully used on me:
He said "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere?"
What could I say?
I'd never seen him before in my life, and he was gorgeous!
(We went to his place)
He said "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere?"
What could I say?
I'd never seen him before in my life, and he was gorgeous!
(We went to his place)
RannochMan · 70-79, M
Would you care to join me in the Squirrel Waltz?
What's that?
Twice around the floor then out for our nuts!!
What's that?
Twice around the floor then out for our nuts!!
bluemachine · 31-35, M
if we go out imma take u out for sushi...u know practice for the other raw meat ull be having later ;)
Adamski24 · 41-45, M
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
was it love at first sight? or should I walk by again?
Justafantasy · M
Since I know better then to ask a woman her age what do you weigh?
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
Show me those tits or i'll leave! 😉
Popsicko · 26-30, F
@BoobooSnafu nah girl I’m just messing around y’all do your thing, you’re cute v cute get him tiger
@MartinTheFirst yeah yeah ...tits and ass.
You're only use that on the one you choose.
You're a watcher. You're subtle.
They'd never see the pick up line untill they'd been hooked, and reeled in.....😄
You're only use that on the one you choose.
You're a watcher. You're subtle.
They'd never see the pick up line untill they'd been hooked, and reeled in.....😄
Zonuss · 46-50, M
Hey there girl. You are poppin like a room full of balloons. 🎈 😂
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HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M