Would you rather have a penguin hold your hand on an escalator, or have an owl you can call once a day that answers one question?

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I'm going with the penguin, that's guaranteed to attract the ladies 😏

Sutten · 36-40, F

@ostfuidctyvm I'd pick the owl. I don't need to attract any ladies. 😂

Gibbon · 70-79, M

I'll go with the owl. That would be a cool daily chat.

@Gibbon

You come armed with some damn fine gifs, doncha

all I got is this tired old gif to ward you off...

Gibbon · 70-79, M

@rinkydinkydoink that's my nephew learning the hard way

@Gibbon

Best Rejoinder of the Week

I’ll Take the owl 🦉

Best Question of the Week.

penguin

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