trump's only friend is an AI-generated mistake
Yulianna · 26-30, F
Donald "Duck" Trump will bring his own penguins... they will be Emperor penguins, as befits the Naked Emperor of the Western Realm. It will be the greatest penguin invasion ever seen, better than Abraham Lincoln's failed penguin invasion of Louisianna, better than Theodore Roosevelt's penguin invasion of Baha California, better than JF Kennedy's fake penguin invasion of the moon.
Trump will restore Greenland to its proper place within the United States, undoing the worst deal ever made by Hooosain Obhama giving Greenland to Iran in exchange for pretending not to enrich uranium...
The penguins have two weeks to make themselves at home or the Iceman will round them up...there's a lot of ice in Greenland.
Trump will restore Greenland to its proper place within the United States, undoing the worst deal ever made by Hooosain Obhama giving Greenland to Iran in exchange for pretending not to enrich uranium...
The penguins have two weeks to make themselves at home or the Iceman will round them up...there's a lot of ice in Greenland.
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
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BiasForAction · M
Those who are collecting from his $1.8 B slush fund are his friends.
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Only in the USA…😅
There’s a few of these
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There’s a few of these
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Nanoose · 70-79, M
Maybe to brew a little hate Trump will start claiming – they're eating the penguins – they’re eating the dolphins – they’re eating the Bald eagles – in Greenland. Cheers and happy weekend!
PS: I was just kidding about Trump trying to brew a little hate – Trump wants to brew a lot of hate.
PS: I was just kidding about Trump trying to brew a little hate – Trump wants to brew a lot of hate.
Convivial · 26-30, F
But it would be nice... Trump walking off into the mountains, never to be seen again...
newjaninev2 · 56-60, F
Convivial · 26-30, F
@newjaninev2 he lied?
I'm shocked... Truly shocked😱
I'm shocked... Truly shocked😱
ron122 · 41-45, M
Your TDS is very entertaining.🤣🍿
SpudMuffin · 61-69, M
@ron122 I know it's difficult for you, but please try. This is so important. Think about what you're saying, use logic and facts instead of superficial feelings and wishful thinking. You might be surprised at the conclusions you come to. I promise you, it will be worth the effort!
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JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
He knows nothing.
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SpudMuffin · 61-69, M
@Confined oh, so he did try the horse wormers! And that didn't work?
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newjaninev2 · 56-60, F
@Confined
Quite right... I lived in the US for extended periods three times, and have often visited.
Now, I will transit through a civilised, democratic, country like Canada simply to avoid the US autocracy.
Last year I sold every stock-market investment I held in US. Those assets are now in Canada and Europe and Asia.
If you want the rest of the world to leave you alone, that's easily achieved... stay behind your own borders, stop attending international events (trump was pathetic at Davos), stop signing trade deals, stop invading other countries, and stop betraying the countries of the Free World (you're no longer a member)
Oh, and by the way... learn how to make coffee!
Absolute Zero
Quite right... I lived in the US for extended periods three times, and have often visited.
Now, I will transit through a civilised, democratic, country like Canada simply to avoid the US autocracy.
Last year I sold every stock-market investment I held in US. Those assets are now in Canada and Europe and Asia.
If you want the rest of the world to leave you alone, that's easily achieved... stay behind your own borders, stop attending international events (trump was pathetic at Davos), stop signing trade deals, stop invading other countries, and stop betraying the countries of the Free World (you're no longer a member)
Oh, and by the way... learn how to make coffee!
Nanoose · 70-79, M
Maybe Trump is kidnapping the penguin to bring it to the US and make it the head waiter in his new ballroom. Cheers and happy weekend!
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Convivial · 26-30, F
@SunshineGirl the penguin knows a secret crevasse... Hidden amongst the snow, deep, dark...
Elessar · 31-35, M
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Northwest · M
Very typical of his baseless fantasies.
wetncthru · F
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